Collaborative Randomness

Random Chat with Gecko and Kitten ep. 2

Climbing Gecko — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:53:00 +0000

Gecko: Hello! We are back with another episode of this weird blog show!

Kitten: Are you calling the blog show I made up weird?

Gecko: Maybe. . . *looks around*

Kitten: I’ll take that as a yes ^^ YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY THAT MEANS IT’S WORTHY TO BE ON THIS BLOG!!!

Gecko: I see. Well, what should we chat about? The Asylum?

Kitten: Well, you still haven’t told us what was going on with the whole Irian thing. . . I don’t know about our viewers, but I’m pretty curious.

Gecko: What viewers. . . ? Last I counted, we only had about one person.

Kitten: Surely at least two D: And that’s partly our fault for hardly ever post >.>

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Kitten: You went into a lapse. And fine, I guess we can blame it on Xephyr or something like that *shrugs* or the fact that we have to keep this blog top secret from the asylum.

Gecko: Whoops, sorry. Anyways, how’s the — HIDE IT HIDE IT NOW!!

Kitten: 0.o what? Hide what? The blog? HUH

Gecko: Oh, hi, Xephyr. Lovely day today. How are you?

Xephyr: *glares* I know what you’re up to…

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Gecko: *whispering* Ok, it’s safe now.

Kitten: Oh goody ^^ And uhm, what where we talking about?

Gecko: Uhm. . .

Kitten: WAAAH I wanna know when we’re going reveal *that* and what’s going on with Irian… and stuff *overly curious and at the same time really slow to pick up on stuff person*

Gecko: What’s *that*?

Kitten: If I say it then haven’t we sort of revealed it >.< erm…. the thingy, that I dropped a teaser for on my blog, and you said people would just have to wait….

Gecko: Ohhhh, yeah. *that.* Heh.

Kitten: >.< well, at least you figured it out…

*faint voices in the distance*

Gecko: Looks like lunchtime.

Kitten: Hmm, does that mean we have to go? *frowns a bit* But another incident with Xephyr wouldn’t be particularly good. So I guess that’s bye for now folks!

Tragedy

Climbing Gecko — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:18:26 +0000

Remember Terraria? Well, it’s gone now, at least for me, Gecko. My dad is very paranoid of the Steam client that it uses to run on. -G

BAHHUMBUG It’s not fair!! – Kitten

Why he thinks that, I have NO IDEA. It’s perfectly safe. Everyone is able to use it and no problems occur! AGH my life is annoying. – G

I use it, my brother uses it, his friends use it, random strangers use it, people in Canada use it, TONS OF PEOPLE USE IT!!!! And it’s perfectly safe! And you can hide your profile and stuff. It’s just a place to buy games, it’s not like you have to be social, even if its set up so you can be. And why would steam need to same your information to people? IT HAS NOTHING TO GAIN FROM IT! – K

Well, he doesn’t like the fact that it “opens up ports”. INTERNET EXPLORER DOES THAT, TOO! Agh. Also, he doesn’t like multiplayer games either. Never has. – G

Yeah, which is silly for a lot of games, because it’s not like you HAVE to ply multiplayer, and it’s a fun way to interact with your friends :L -K

Yeah. I’m not going to go out to some server and randomly mess around with people! I just set it up for us two. GAHH. Y U NO LET ME HAZ FUN? -G

It’s no fair!!! :’( GRRRRRR LET HIM HAVE TERRARIA!!!! *bangs hands against asylum walls* – K

IT’S MY ENTERTAINMENT!!!! SIMS IS GETTING BORING!!! wait, did I say that? -G

Yes you did Gecko >.< but really, I personally like Terraria better that Sims (which probably has nothing to do with the fact that I can’t play sims right now) – K

Yeah, me too. Terraria has all sorts of stuff just waiting around the corner. Sims also has that sort of stuff, but… Now I’m getting off topic. Time for more ranting. IT’S NOT FAIR!!! – G

NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR *hits wall more* WAAAH GIVE HIM BACK TERRARIA!!! – K

NOT FAIR NOT FAIR NOT FAIR *joins in on wall hitting* WAAAH GIVE ME BACK TERRARIA!!! *wall falls over from abuse* Oops. -G

EEEEh that’s not good *sits down and pokes wall* SEE!!! THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GIVE HIM TERRARIA BACK! SO HE CAN HIT WALLS IN TERRARIA INSTEAD AND THEN IT’S REALLY SIMPLE TO PUT THEM BACK IF THEY BREAK! – K

YEAH! ALL I NEED IS SOME WOOD! *goes and chops down a tree with my axe* *makes a workbench* *crafts wall* *pops wall up* THERE! IT’S THAT EASY! – G

AND NOBODY CARES WHEN YOU DESTROY IT!!! Unfortunately *pokes fallen wall* eeeeh, hopefully no one will figure out this was done by us ^^” – K

Yeah… real life is evil. Though Terraria is kinda evil too. hehe. -G

Yeah, it’s hard to think of zombies, flying eyeballs, purple killer bunnies (SOOO CUTE!!!), skeletons, and more as “not evil”. XD But hey! Terraria is fun! And you get to kill them! And their is defenses! And it’s a game, and… uh… – K

*puppy eyes* Will you give me back Terraria before the update? The superawesomereallycool update? -G

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!! -K

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!! -G

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!! -K

Allright, lets not hurt the reader’s ears, now. -G

*alternate personality*: AWWW but I was soooooo looking forward to it! You’re such a spoil sport Gecko! Can I at least RPG them? *normal personality*: *strangles alt. Personality* erm, maybe we better leave now ^^” – K

*clicks publish* -G

Spam!

Kitten — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:04:10 +0000

We got spam! Not just the example spam comment that WordPress gives you when you first start off a blog, but real spam! For those of you who don’t know, spam is a sign that you’re becoming a real blogger. So is having more than page worth of post, thought you can edit how many posts per page so that’s a tad easy to achieve. So including the post thing or not, this is now a real blog! We were already real bloggers, but this is now our shared blog is a real one! Or something like that.

So, here’s some posts about spam:

I Laugh At Spam

- From Intellectual Ramblings

Spammy Volume Two

- From Intellectual Ramblings

Spam Comments

- From Blogging 2 Learn

Spam (This is a random funny post)

- From Kitten’s Purring

Okay, so the last one wasn’t so much about spam. . . but oh well.

- Kitten

Random Chat With Gecko and Kitten ep. 1

Kitten — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:07:34 +0000

Kitten: It’s time for random chat with Gecko and Kitten! So, Gecko, what do you have to say about A: this new random chat with Gecko and Kitten, or B: ANYTHING! Heh heh. Basically, just say something.

Gecko: Nice to be here, K. Let’s discuss cheese. I like cheddar the best, how about you?

Kitten: I like swiss, but the mexican style shredded whatever it’s called (I’m horrid at names) is the best for eating plain.

Gecko: Huh-what? Sorry, I’m getting distracted by this weird thing I found. It’s sort of a game thing, but… What were we talking about?

Kitten: OOH I like weird game things. And cheese, I love cheese. Cheese is what we were talking about, but what’s the weird game thing? Mesa like weird game things.

Gecko: Here’s the link… just try and click stuff. http://shingakunet.com/school/9000346942/9000412098/special/

Kitten: Well, that certainly is weird 0.o. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uhm, I need milk, say something to keep everyone entertained while I get some. . . NEED MILK.

Gecko: Fluffy bananananananananananas! That’s right, a banananananananananana! It’s like a banana, but with more nans! . . .I got nothin’.

Kitten: XD a banana with more nans? Well, that’s random chat with Gecko and Kitten for you, COMPLETELY RANDOM THINGS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE’RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT!!! Sorry for yelling. Had to do that XD. Moving on?

Gecko: Um… logs?

Kitten: Advertisement: Lincoln logs: Brown somewhat round things that have stuff so that they can be put together. . . slightly old and uh. . . uh. . . YEAH! So uh, don’t pay any attention to this ad! Yeah uh, fail.

Gecko: Not those logs…

Kitten: Ooooooooh you mean THOSE logs. Okay . . . wait, which logs are we talking about again?

Gecko: Logs as in mathematics.

Kitten: Ohhhhhhh! I know those logs. Sorta. I should, but it’s been a while since I’ve done any so . . . I like my milk.

Gecko: Milk makes me thirsty.

Kitten: It seems to do that to a lot of people.

Gecko: So I’m not alone? YAY!!!

*earthquake happens*

Kitten: Snap, now everything’s a mess. Uhm, well, I guess that’s all for this random chat. We’ll be back again, sometime. And don’t worry, more awesome things are coming your way! Any last words Gecko?

Gecko: Nope. Well, nope is a last word… but now word is the last word.

[Computer: This has been random chat with Gecko and Kitten, be sure to check back soon for more random and strange thing.]

Gecko: ARGH, now thing is the last word!!

Terraria: $10 of Awesomeness

Kitten — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 18:21:35 +0000

There’s this game. It’s called Terraria. Simply put, it’s an exploring/digging/fighting/building game. You explore to find cool stuff, you dig to find cool stuff, you fight to stay alive while you’re finding cool stuff, and you build cool stuff.

- Gecko

Lol, obviously it’s a cool game . More complexly put, it’s a 2d game that you have to build a shelter, and then (at least I recommend making at least the first part of the shelter first) dig ores to get better stuff, so that you can explore further to get cooler stuff, all the while fighting enemies!

- Kitten

Yeah, at night things come out. Scary things. Things like flying eyeballs and zombies. Oh, and during the day there’s things too: slimes. Red slime, blue slime, 1 slime, 2 slime. And don’t forget underground. Giant worms, bats, huge Mother Slimes, skeletons, etc… It’s a tough game.

-CG

That’s why you have to build a shelter! So that you stay safe at night. And, if you have an empty “house” (really it’s just a room with a table, chair, and a door/platform entrance), and done something, or have certain items, you can get npcs (non-player-characters) to move in! Like a merchant, or nurse. The first “house” you make, though, will be taken by the guide, which is with you from the start, whether you have a house or not.

- Kitten

: This is my (Gecko’s) little base/town area. (click for full image)

You can build a whole town, though there’s a set number of NPCs that will move in.

-Gecko

And best of all, it’s still growing. There’s a ton to do today, and whole knows how much more there will be to do in just a month! The possibilities are endless, from in the sky with floating islands, to the depths with colorful dungeons. With events to experience and amazingly awesome items to find, this is one game that will still be going for a long long time!

- Kitten

(P.S.) Beware the Corruption, though. My dungeon was ruined because of it.

-Gecko

Learn more more about this game at http://www.terraria.org/ and http://www.terrariaonline.com/ today!

- Kitten

Leonardo not da Vinci

Kitten — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 01:53:01 +0000

Well, I finally figured out what ???’s name was. I got to talk to him a bit at lunch, he seems to be one of the saner people around here, maybe not as sane as Irian (We still aren’t sure what’s going on with him, and I usually see him a lot.), but saner all the same. Anyway, his name’s Leonardo, I’ll just be calling him Leo since I don”t think he’ll mind.

- Kitten

Visitors

Climbing Gecko — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:49:43 +0000

We had some visitors to the asylum today. They must’ve had a key, because our front gate is locked all the time. (This isn’t a dinky garden gate, it’s big.) It was two men, claiming they wanted to see Irian. I politely showed them his room, then walked away. There’s this feeling in my gut that they weren’t the normal kind of “sit down and chat” visitors. Maybe I’ve picked up on some of Kitten’s paranoia. I dunno. After an hour, they left. Irian’s door is locked and his window shades closed. What is going on?

More later.

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Heh. heh. heh.

Kitten — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:29:00 +0000

So um, this next week especially is probably going be pretty slow on the whole post thing. I wanted to meet ??? and so I let him out (don’t ask me how). Well, he didn’t talk much, but he’d been painting, and once he saw all that white wall, he just went at it. With out all the supervisors he just couldn’t help himself. He looked so happy I dropped the whole talking to him thing and went back to my cell.

Yeah, well anyway, right now they’re trying figure out how he got out, so I’m posting this really quickly. However they’re going be keeping a pretty close eye on us, so neither me nor Gecko will be able to get out very many posts.

- Kitten

The Other Happy Hills Asylum Members

Kitten — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 18:02:50 +0000

Fred: Fred thinks he is a yellow balloon and lives next door to me. I’ll introduce you to him some time. Maybe. Except he doesn’t like cameras, or computers, so I’ll just represent him with a real yellow balloon.

- Kitten

Optikal Crow: Optikal, or O.C, is a mysterious British man known only by Optikal Crow. I think he thinks he’s a superhero or something. He says otherwise. Apparently he likes crows, because he draws them. Cameras aren’t allowed in the HAppy Hills Asylum (HAHA), so he’ll be a crow for the time being.

-Gecko

???: I don’t know his name yet. But I walk past his cell a lot. It’s much more colorful than most, apparently he likes painting. He always has paint cans for red, yellow, and blue colors, and sometimes others. It’s very interesting to see the different combinations of splashes he’ll have on the wall. I haven’t actually talked to him yet though.

- Kitten

Xephyr: Xephyr is an OCD inflicted 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01100101 01101101 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01000001 01001000 01000001 00101110 Oh, sorry. Did I go into one of my lapses? Sorry. Anyways, she’s the other female in the HAHA and is my enemy. Don’t ask.

-Gecko

Terrano Steleturn: He thinks he is an alien. He refuses wear anything that isn’t green and eccentric enough. Also he wears an antenna head band (he’ll try and kill you if you remove it) and somehow dyed his skin green (at least, we think it’s green). Yeah, and he has a bunch of other things that he must think are alienish. I think he thinks he’s from Mars, but it might be Venus (did I mention he gave himself a hard to understand accent? I think he thinks it is his language, and it gets harder to understand by the day).

- Kitten

Irian: I think Irian is normal. He doesn’t have anything wrong with him. I think someone was angry at him or something, so they signed him up to be in the HAHA. If he says he’s normal, they’ll think he’s just saying that because he’s crazy. I think I’ll go talk to him.

-Gecko

Why you can’t divide by 0 (the non-serious way) (Also why we’re in an asylum)

Kitten — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 17:06:20 +0000

Because when you do, everything explodes. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
But if everything is exploded, then you have nothing left. So divided by zero stuff is zero, because everything’s incinerated and there is nothing left, and nothing = 0 (or 0 = nothing).

{This post was originally on Kitten’s other blog, however as this is the story of how they ended up in the asylum, we feel it would be only proper that it be on this blog as well. This is the story of how Gecko and Kitten ended up in an insane asylum. Read on if you Dare. . .}

For a more serious explanation, looked around Gecko’s blog, but I’m too tired to bother searching for it. Cya.

[This is Gecko, and I divided by zero, and the world's still here. HA!]

That’s just because someone (probably to CIA or government or something) decided to hide those type of explosions. IT STILL HAPPENED! IT STILL EXPLODED! They just hid it from you!!

[Um. You said that if you divided by zero, there would be nothing left. Everything is still here. I HAVE PROOF BECAUSE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, READER, YOU ARE HERE, THUS DISPROVING IT! ):< ]

BUT I DIDN’T MEAN EVERYTHING IN THAT WAY! D<<<< The numbers would explode, whatever you divided by 0, the 0, and the division sign, and possibly the = sign, too, is what exploded. Therefore, there is nothing left of the math problem, so the answer is zero.

[I can still write 8/0=???. The numbers are still here. Now, uhm, er... cheeeeseeee]

BUT DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THE EQUATION? No, you just wrote it; it didn’t actually do the equation. You just wrote it. Therefore, it didn’t explode. If I just write 1+1=??? Have I actually done the equation? NO!

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See, jury? I really did divide by zero! And THAT is why I am RIGHT! HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA MUAHAHAHAHAHHA *cough cough* Ha ha, ha. Ha.

]

AH! LIKE I SAID! PROOF THAT WHAT I SAID IS RIGHT! THEY’RE HIDING IT! IT’S ALL A LIE! IT’S ALL IN THE BACKGROUND! THEY’RE ALL LIARS! WHOEVER MADE THIS CALCULATOR IS A LIAR.

[Wait... WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?? OH RIGHT ABOUT DIVISION BY ZERO!!! I SHALL NOW REFER TO MY PREVIOUS POST ABOUT... (hold on...) http://climbinggecko.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/why-anything-%C3%B7-zero-is-impossible/ HA HA HA MY LOGIC BEATS YOUR LOGIC! THERE ARE NO CONSPIRACIES, THE GOVERNMENT IS GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOODGOOD]

THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT!! *points to drawing with all the squiggly lines* IT EXPLODED! IT EXPLODED! AND THE CONSPIRACY COULDN’T HIDE IT BECAUSE. . . Uh. . . erm. . . because. . . because . . . BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW YOUR BLOG EXISTS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[I is robot. BEEP BEEP HUMANS HAVE NO GOOD LOGIC beep beep]

IT’S ALL A BIG CONSPIRACY! THEY’RE PLACING ROBOTS AMONG US!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! ALL A GIANT CONSPIRACY! . . . wait, you’re a robot? o.o nooo! YOU CAN’T BE A ROBOT! YOU’RE MY FRIEND! MY FRIEND IS A ROBOT! THE CONSPIRISTS HATE ME! YES YES THEY HATE ME (my alternate personality: No wonder — you’re trying prove they exist and expose them. . .) THEY REPLACED MY FRIEND WITH A ROBOT THEY HATE ME!!! I WILL AVENGE YOU (my alternate personality: But if he was always a robot, why do you need to avenge him, and how can you prove he wasn’t always a robot?) I WILL DESTROY YOU CONSPIRIST PEOPLEZ!!! IT’S ALL A GIANT CONSPIRACY!

{Around then, everyone concerned with this post (besides the conspirators that there is actually no proof of their existence and probably don’t really exists) were dragged off to an insane asylum. . . So yeah, but they allowed them to continue to post under close supervision. Also I’d like to give thanks to–}

THE INSANE ASYLUM IS ALL IN ON THE PLOT!!!!!! THEY’RE ALL PART OF IT! THEY’RE ALL PART OF THE CONSPIRACY!!!!

{As I was saying–}

[*runs around beeping* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BINARY SYSTEM OVERLOAD BEEP BEEP]

{WOULD SOMEONE CLOSE THOSE DOORS ALREADY? Anyway, this post was brought to you by Panera and Sushi Cat. . . Oh, and Gecko really was here.}